the actual core reason why people will hand-wring and fearmonger over kink, and to a lesser extent body modification, and to a lesser extent than that extreme sports, then contact sports, etc. is because capitalism preserves the christian ideal of external ownership of the body (i.e. being “made in his image” and an extension of god) but offloads the divine onto labor and the production of capital, which is why you’ll never see these people putting 1/100th the effort into spreading awareness about the fatality rates in logging, oil rigging, garbage collection, or any other inherently dangerous field. the sin isn’t the destruction of one’s own body, but instead the leisurely and “senseless” destruction of property and potential labor rightfully owned by capital. it’s only self-destruction if you do it in your freetime. sorry i went off theme, boyhole girlspit dying bird motif etc
Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying
Anonymous:
you're not into minions yaoi?? unfollowed
the people have spoken i suppose, not being into minions yaoi is now a cancellable offense. they’re gonna put me in the medieval stocks and let people throw coins at my naked buttocks
I made a fake disability ID card does that make me a bad person
“We were in Europe a couple years ago and we went to this museum and I went up to the ticket taker and I was like, ‘Hey, I read on your website that you let people with disabilities come to the museum for free?’ And she was like, ‘Yes, but I’m gonna need to see some ID proving that you have a disability.’ And I was like, ‘What do… I mean, I have one leg.’ And she’s like, ‘Yeah yeah, but do you have disability ID proving..?’ I was like, ‘I don’t - I mean, do you think this is an optical illusion? Or like an elaborate costume I’ve created to get into your museum for free?’ She’s like, ‘Alright, I’ll let it slide just this once, but next time, make sure you have the ID.’
“Now it turns out that in Europe they do have these disability ID cards. We don’t have anything quite like it in the United States, but we went back to Europe the next year and we wanted to go to that museum again, so before we did, I printed off this, like, fake disability card. [Laughing] It’s just an American flag and a disability symbol. We went back to that museum, I showed them the card, they’re like, ‘Oh great. Yeah, go on in, for free, to our museum.’“
Bless the hearts of every single european in the notes going, “but if americans don’t have disabled IDs, how do people with invisible disabilities get free museum passes / free trains / other nice service?”
Disabled people in america get slightly better parking and that’s it. And you get that with a doctor’s approval.
Pokemon is amazing because it started out being coded with duct tape and prayers by a small team of people. flash forward twenty years and guess what? it’s now coded with duct tape and prayers by a medium-sized team of people
not for nothing but “chastity until marriage” and “lifelong strict monogamy” is every bit as much kink as piss or free use or knotting is. we just don’t call it that because those weirdly specific and highly fetishized sexual practices are institutionalized and considered normative.
what are traditional catholic values if not just an overly elaborate and widely accepted version of a breeding kink
the second worst thing about the recent surge (no pun intended) in robotgirl posting is that I’m a reverse engineer, and an asexual one at that. if I met a robotgirl we wouldn’t have weird sex, I’d open up all her panels and take pictures of her PCBs and figure out what all the chips are and dump her EEPROMs and hard drive image and upload this to archive.org
the worst thing is that most of you robot girl posters would enjoy it
yeah, we would
“If I met a robot girl I wouldn’t fuck her, I’d just make the most explicit pornography possible and post it publicly on archive.org”
how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”
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